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picture time!

sexy barbers

Got this mail from a reader recently.

Looks like the hair cutting business is also evolving to a different taste. Nowadays you need women with D-cup bust and sexy busty cleavage just to cut hair. (hair on the head only)

I think this place is somewhere in Jalan Raja Laut (a street in Malaysia)...ya right, dream on!



The only thing I see missing is the mamak (muslim indian normally in white sarong and are excellent barbers). Dont think he'll be wasting his time cutting hair anymore. There's a new busty sheriff in town.



Miss Pamela Anderson here must be really feeling chilly by now. "Get a shirt on!". Wonder what the only thing that dude is thinking now.... hmmm, "Should I buy the Saga or the Wira?".



Wow! Thats a nice barber suit. I wore something like that on a prom night.. aha!. I also have a friend who loves taking pictures like that. The guy must be really feeling like the luckiest guy on planet earth. Wonder why he's not looking at her boobs. I guess you wouldn't want to get her mad, especially is she's holding a pair on scissors.



Ok! All done. Now he can go back to his wife and tell her all about this barber shop thats full of busty sexy women cutting hair. Yeah right!

The lady looks like she just had an orgasm. Maybe thats why they like cutting hair standing half nude.


shaky...

destination macao - part 1

I ended up on a plane to Macao with a few friends in the last week of April. The invitation came at the last minute of me deciding on which jersey to wear for the English premier league games or whether to wash my hand after toilet.

So I had to skip my weekend plans and got ready for this trip. We were going from Macao to Shenzhen and then straight to Guangzhou and then back to the Venetian in Macao. It sounded like an adventure not to miss, so I got my heavy ass up and got ready for it.




Reaching Macao we felt like we just step into a twilight zone of Melaka's father country. Everything is in Portuguese, everybody rides a scooter and I cant see the sky.

We then proceeded in getting to the nearest 'ferry station' to get to Shenzhen, China or as the locals call it.. to the mainland!



But first! We had to stop at the 'world' famous egg tart shop, thats what we were told by our friends back home. But we had to find the damn shop!



So we ended up looking around the beautiful streets of Macao, lost like puppy dogs on a leash, looking at scooters passing by and greeted by smelly salty fish. We were still searching for the forbidden taste of a Macao tart.



We did find some salted fish. It was so smelly I could taste it a mile away. Imagine the taste of spoil salted fish in your tongue. I still can't understand why do people want to eat spoil fish that has been brewed in salt! Errgghh...i just vomited in my mouth!



Then I got the hint that Macao is a fish city and of course most of you know, it began many many years ago with the fishermen and the gamblers. Then the gangsters came and ate all the fish. They actually were the bosses of Macao casino's until the government took action and turn Macao into a peaceful gambling and friendly place... bla bla bla... read the history books okay!



After walking for about 30 minutes we finally found the place. Actually Macao is a small island so its really easy looking for places. It was great that we finally got to the place where the famous egg tarts were made and sold. Its at this place called Koi Kei Pastelaria.



We got the tarts, they were hot, creamy, eggy, sweet and soft. I dont have any other words for it but once it goes in your mouth...it a bomb tart. So so f**king good!!! And they just cost us RM3.50 each...worth every single cent!

to be continued....

weekly shots

Here are some pictures I took last 2 weeks... yeah yeah Im no great photographer but I'll be getting there soon.. ;)
















Dont be surprise one day you'll be f**king paying me just to view my pictures.. haha!

shaky huh...

homosexuals caught

I was reading some online crap on the star.com. Found some amusing and disgusting news to share:

Wednesday April 16,2008

HOMOSEXUAL CAUGHT IN THE ACT IN TOILETS.

SOME homosexuals are alleged to be using public toilets in shopping centres in Kuala Lumpur to engage in unnatural sexual acts, Harian Metro reported.

The daily quoted a guard at a shopping centre in Bukit Bintang, Mohd Hamdan Zainuddin, 44, as saying that cleaners and payment collectors outside the toilets had discovered the homosexuals’ activities.

(You gay bastards got no better thing to do in public toilets and stairways ah... f**king get a room!)

“Cleaners, who felt that something was amiss when they saw homosexual couples acting suspiciously by staying in the toilets for too long, lodged reports with the security guards,” he said.

Mohd Hamdan said that normally the homosexuals would be given a verbal warning to not repeat their offense. Their particulars would also be recorded.

(the will "normally give warning", are you stupid! Who the f**ks gives warning for putting your wee wee in another's asshole. He must be gay too)

The daily also reported that a worker with a transportation company had admitted being caught in the act with another homosexual, who is a bank executive. The duo were caught by security guards at a staircase of a shopping complex in Jalan Pasar.

The 22-year-old suspect from Sungai Jelok, Kajang, said he did not realize his acts were captured on CCTV. (stupid ass)

He said he started “becoming” a homosexual when he was 15, when he was studying in a residential school in Kajang.


(dumb f**cks got their faces on camera, they should be getting on 'you tube' soon. Dont they have brains or cant they get advise from their other gay friends to at least look around before shoving their little prick in a hole in public!!)


SHAME ON YOU!! ASS HOLES!!


shaky...

nervous about a party

I going to be at a anniversary party tonite and I am supposed to MC and photograph the event. My balls are shrinking, my hands are shaking and my heart is pounding. I hope I dont screw up the party with my lame jokes or weird character.

Its not easy standing in front of 100 people, talking to them about things that dont really matter to them. I hope the crowd will get my jokes and would like the slide show that I prepared for them.

Any last minutes shit that happens tonite is going to kill me. Cross my fingers and hope for the best la....

shaky...